I’m making a game*. It will be a small game. A very small game. A game so small that medium sized games laugh at it in the shower.
That doesn’t stop me making a stupid teaser poster for it though.
"How To Job." Coming 20XX
*Everything subject to change.
Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Hunger Games, Les Miserables, Percy Jackson, Avengers, X-Men, DC Comics, HIMYM, TBBT, Brooklyn-99, Star Trek and Sherlock. (Not in that order!). I also play PC/PS3 games... shockingly.
Main ship is Clara x Eleven (Whouffle) (ask me for my other ships as these change with the weather)
Love Ed Sheeran, Mumford and Sons, Passenger, Bastille, Vampire Weekend, Rogue Wave and Queen.
I'm just an ordinary teenager, loving life, having it to the full and loving/living for the one who saved us.
i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds
"[Brooklyn Nine-Nine does] the most important thing a comedy needs to do for an audience to appreciate its characters: they make these people human." (x)
"all we need is your credit card information"
*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know
I was gonna say that the only way they could have made Steve’s shield more noticeable would be to paint a fucking target on it
But then I realised
That’s the point of a shield though… you want them to hit the middle of the shield not you.
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson
how much can a whale ejaculate????
The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you
New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally